Kisah Pak Pandir dengan Ikan keli...

Kisah 'Pak Pandir dan ikan keli' ::

Mak Andih: Oi bapaknya! Macam mana nak siang ikan ni? hidup lagi ni.

Pak Pandir: Apa yang susahnya tu mak andih?

Mak Andih: Nak ketuk kepala ikan sadis la pulak.

Pak Pandir: Tu pun nak dikecohkan. Maknya rendam saja ikan tu dalam air, Kasi lemas ikan tu.sekejap lagi mampos la tu.

Mak Andih: %*&^*&#@

Mesti Rangup nie...nak cubew satay nie??

The Miracle of Heart Beat...

Scientist has proved that the sound which comes from heart beat is
LUB DUB. But now they analyze that it is RUB RUB... RUB is an Arabic word
which means who made each n everything.... That is ALLAH............So it
means every heart beat says ALLAH ALLAH............. If you believe in
this...........forward this to all your friend....subhanallah.........